Dear God - it’s 2028

"OK, I need to ask about fools? I know you must like them, because you made so many of them. As you know, I lived in a place called Australia and the Government and bureaucracies there were jam packed with fools. The level of stupidity seemed a pre-requisite for promotion and right at the top was the dopey Prime Minister Albanese, a pretend Catholic I might add, but he was such a terrible fibber, blatant lies and convinced more fools that he was doing a great job. Perhaps he was sneaking to confession nightly under cover of darkness, seeking forgiveness, but he was relentless promising "free stuff".

Unbelievably after spending all the taxpayers money on crazy stuff, like renewables, sex changes for bewildered fools and absolutely nothing on defence, he was re-elected with a majority in 2025. So for the rest of that year he happily pranced around the planet cosying up to enemies and irritating friends, while his treasurer financially attacked anyone of any worth. Tens of thousands of businesses closed and many families left the country.

It got worse in 2026 when the majority of the remaining population became eligible for NDIS and handicapped parking grew to 85% of all spots. Defence spending fell to 0.25% of GDP, and was limited to artificial insemination programs for the whole crocodile population in the north. This low budget defence brilliance was aided by the daily spreading of special fried rice in estuarine waters by everyone with a tinnie so the crocs developed a taste for Chinese !.

Coffee soared to over $25 a cup as all small businesses were compulsorily unionized and electricity was only available twice a day for 3 hours. Bureaucrat numbers increased to 5 million mostly working from home, with huge salary increases to combat the cost of coffee crisis. So between the NDIS and bureaucrats there was only 300,000 people actually working and the dollar became worthless. Mining stopped, exports faltered and the country went absolutely stoney broke.

2027 was worse when more than 3 million Palestinians were imported as indentured labour and actually had no intention of working, just preferring to kill Infidels. As their visas were conditional on voting for Albanese's ALP, the 2028 election was a shoe-in

However, one weekend in December 2027, the Chinese ambassador to AustraliaXiao Qia, declared that they had uncovered an ancient document confirming that Admiral Zheng's Ming Dynasty expedition had actually discovered and claimed Australia back in 1433! Within one hour of the ambassador's declaration, Chinese nuclear submarines surfaced in each of our six major ports and took control on a Saturday morning. The Chinese then not only renamed the whole country, but all the major cities.

Albanese, Wong, Burke and Bowen, useful idiots for the Chinese strategy of stripping Australia's prosperity and ability to defend itself, were recognized as fools seasoned in betrayal, therefore untrustworthy and were immediately removed to become work experience trainees to the Uigers in China.

So that's my question, why so many fools?"

Good question" God responded, smilingly. "The thing is that I give each person a unique face, unique voice, unique fingerprints and a unique talent, which they have to find. But as they grow, their brains are avalanched with all sorts of information, swaying them back and forth. Like you, I find it unbelievable that so many don't believe I'm real and so many more don't like boats!" He shook His head, but still kept smiling, and continued "Then there's the devil, used to be family and a mate of mine until he thought he could run things better than me. He's a mean piece of work who likes to kill, steal and destroy, so he gets inside the heads of people via drugs, alcohol, or whatever and makes an average fool become a spectacular fool. It's all about choices really" He said.

Being perpetually happy, I was thinking of lifting the tone and discussing designs with Him and I blurted out, "Here's a thought!, as we are both designers and you probably don't ever get any peer reviews, are you ok with a design suggestion?"

"OK" he agreed

"As you know everything and that I design ships, we have free-fall lifeboats that are used just once, but effectively letting the crew escape. Well because sexual attraction causes so many problems of infidelity, offence, marriage breakups, porno, disputes, even wars etc., maybe if you changed the design so that a once there was a successful impregnation and conception, the penis just drops off like a freefall lifeboat ! I mean, its done its job and it's no use hanging around just trying to impregnate other targets that leads to endless mischief and eventually trouble.