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Have we got a deal for Donald!!!

By Stuart Ballantyne - posted Monday, 18 August 2025


So what's in it for Donald now that Albo will be Greensland Emperor for the rest of his life? After careful consideration by mindreading the three former leaders of New Australia, we are going to bequeath "Groote Island" to the US as a new State and revert back to the English version being "Great Island" in honour of the hero of the west, Donald the Great. This is a much better achievement than a Nobel Peace prize.

We will also bequeath Thursday Island and the Tiwi Islands to the US, as we need their sovereignty and their military might to protect our sorry asses, no thanks to Emperor Albo who ignored our natural assets, then deliberately and dangerously squandered the family jewels.

As to the climate change Net Zero mantra, this UN ritual can be incorporated into Albo's national anthem, the Greensland flag and their opening welcome to country ceremonies.

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……OK, once again, let's get on with it!

 

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